wake up
get out of Bulgaria
Sean
So
Things aren't looking good
zloban konev
what
why
Sean
So stayed at some girls house, went to sleep at 7am
Woke up 9am
Left her flat
Left my bag with passport in her flat
She's asleep in flat
zloban konev
don't believe you
it's first of April
Sean
Ah so its not a joke
I can't remember whether Andrew or jasper took my bag
And neither are answering their phone
zloban konev
call them
LOL
Sean
And I can't get back into girls flat
I have just messaged her
Asking her to call me as soon as she wakes up
Wtf
zloban konev
where did you find that girl
Sean
Bar friday
Going to run back to the flat now
zloban konev
so basically you are more retarded from what I thought
Sean
Where Andrew is
But I don't think they have it
They don't have it
zloban konev
so
back to the girl
Sean
Yea
I'm outside
Why the fuck do all sofian apartment blocks look the same
zloban konev
lol
OR
you have drinking problem
Sean
No man
zloban konev
don't make Jasper and Andrew miss the flight cus you are a retarded drunk fuck
also why do you carry your passport around
Sean
Fuck off
Lol this isn't helping me right now
zloban konev
what do you want me to do
Sean
I need her number
Can you call IKEA and ask there,she works there
But she has a boyfriend
zloban konev
Sean
I should point out at this point that I didn't fuck her
zloban konev
are we going to the embassy again
they know us
Sean
LOL
HI this is my retarded friend Sean
zloban konev
AGAIN
so how did you texted her
if you don't have her number
Sean
zloban konev
was she still at the apartment when you left
do you remember where dose she live
Sean
Yes she was, no I don't
Not preciselu
Im in a building knocking on doors
zloban konev
SO.... where do you want to go for a dinner tonight
Sean
LOL
I know one thing, she has to go work at IKEA for 12
zloban konev
12 is to late for you
Sean
Yea I know
zloban konev
what's your status
retarded?
Sean
Uber retarded
Waiting outside her flat building
Andrew and jasper are coming here with the bags
In all seriousness, do you think you can call IKEA and ask for pepas number?
I'm going to call easyjet
zloban konev
I don't think sean
what is her name
pepa
Sean
Pepa
zloban konev
LOL
you have to blog about this
Sean
LOL
THE WORST PART IS
I KEEP RUBBING MY FACE IN DESPERATION
AND MY FINGERS SMELL OF VAGINA
zloban konev
I don't think if I call IKEA they will give me the number of a random girl that works there
Sean
Its so funny yet so tragic
zloban konev
YOU SAID YO DIDN'T FUCK HER
Sean
Yea I didn't
Just finger banged then passed out
zloban konev
LOL
Sean
Which makes this even worse!
I was like she has a boyfriend,I won't fuck her
I'll get two hours sleep
zloban konev
also ... why do you know that she has a boyfriend
Sean
Like a good ginger dude
She told me
zloban konev
who do that. and then wants to fuck you
is she retarded as well
Sean
She works at IKEA mate
She's probably not the sharpest tool in the shed
zloban konev
don't get mad at her
Sean
I'm not mad at her
zloban konev
you are the stupid one
Sean
She's really nice
I just hope she is not tardy and gets to work on time
And I have 2% battery
Great
zloban konev
you know where I work
so if you miss your flight
come and see me
or go to the bar
and we will think of something
Sean
Haha OK man
Points of call in emergency
If I miss my flight, I will probably go to the hostel and sleep for a bit
zloban konev
ok
Sean
Maybe have a blueball crying wank
zloban konev
ok I am going to work
